Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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