- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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