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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Has u seen my grammar?

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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