Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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