- Anti Joke

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.