- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Black people being friendly.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Poker face

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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