What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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people magazine

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Penis

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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