- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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