- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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