- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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I like the color potato.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

just in time?

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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