How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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