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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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