why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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A man did not like this site

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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