- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

my wife out of the kitchen

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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