- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

I'm HIV positive.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

I have an idea! You leave.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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