Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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the game

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Anti Joke

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