- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

My mum is called Steve

A seal walks into a club.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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