Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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