- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Girls Lacrosse.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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