- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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