- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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