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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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