- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Well this is pointless.....

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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