- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

knock knock whos there? nobody

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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