- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

black people

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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