- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Your sex life.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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