Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Mitt Romney

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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