What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

masturbating on a tarc bus

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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