What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Terraria

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

feminine literature

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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