- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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