dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

The truth is he loves her!!

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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