What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Death by kayak

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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