Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Bob Saget

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Anti Joke

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