Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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