My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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