She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Women's rights

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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