I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Stop. Seriously stop.

WILLY

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

-knock knock! -doors open

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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