AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

thumb_up thumb_down -7

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

You dropped something.... Yo lip

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A woman comes at the doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops