Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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