Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Barack Obama.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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