You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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