Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Anti Joke

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