Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Barbara Streisand

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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What is cowboy say

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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kk

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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