So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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