Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

I am a women

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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