- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Pickles are moist.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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