Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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woman's rights

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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