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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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