What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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