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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Women's rights

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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