- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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