- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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