What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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