How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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womens rights

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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