why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

YO FACE

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

WNBA

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

oh hey.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Who wants $300? Me too.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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