OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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