Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Your Mom The End.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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