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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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