- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

women's rights

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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