How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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