- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

This is sparta No this is patrick

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

why did sally drown cause she was black

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