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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Nickelback

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Yo Momma is not fat.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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