How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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so...um, yeah

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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your mom is so fat.

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PICKLES

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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