- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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