Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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