Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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