- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

My wife made me a sandwich

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Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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