Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A baby seal walks into a club.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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