- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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