- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

A person from Singapore eats

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Fart

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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