Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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