- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What did death say to life? Go die

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Mooses

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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