Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What did the fish say after he

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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