The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Tim likes girls

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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The WNBA

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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