- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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