- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

And Stephen Hawking said.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Your mom.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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