- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

my wife out of the kitchen

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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