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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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