- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

I like the color potato.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Nero, sure you are okay?

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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