- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

What the hell are you doing?

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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