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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

y u no like me joke?

Yo mama's fat.

I like poop in my butt

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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