- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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