Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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