What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

So one time there was this woman learning...

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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