there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Your mom.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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