- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

woman's rights

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??