Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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