your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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