A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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